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Trustfell Mods ([personal profile] trustharder) wrote 2016-03-27 05:02 pm (UTC)

Congratu...lations?

Well done, Mettaton! For your coins, you have received the following:

1 - 045. Hair Scissors
There are no barbershops in the Vault, so all the students cut their own hair.

2 - 040. Rations
A set of military rations including canned food and ready-to-eat meals. They’re very delicious, and a snake who loves playing hide-and-seek likes them.

3 - 076. Ramune
A sweet, lemon-flavored carbonated drink. The name comes from the word 'lemonade’ - It’s known for how the bottle is corked with a marble. If you take the bottle back to the Ramune shop, it can be re-used.

4 - 022. Coconut
A coconut that came from a palm tree. It’s not only edible, but has all sorts of other uses, such as serving as a musical instrument once processed.

5 - 075. Assassin Outfit
A gift from Zagi. Just in case you ever wanted to dress like a total edgelord assassin! Stupid half-gloves included.

6 - 088. Morningstar Flail
A gift from the Kingmaker. A small but heavy spiked ball attached to a rod by a short chain. Good for literally getting medieval on someone.

7 - 049. Caterpillar-kun
A hairy caterpillar toy that’s all the rage. By pulling the thin string coming from the tip, you can move it around as if it’s alive.

8 - 019. Blue Ram
Also known as 'the reverse energy drink’. When you drink it, you feel positively decadent. It was a big hit with its tagline, “Blue Ram clips your wings”.

9 - 009. Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.

10 - Matchbook
From the Merlaut Hotel, apparently. Try not to set the Vault on fire.

11 - 065. Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.

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