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Trustfell Mods ([personal profile] trustharder) wrote 2016-03-27 05:13 pm (UTC)

Congratu...lations?

Well done, Tarrlok! For your coins, you have received the following:

1 - 087. Pike
A gift from the Kingmaker. A long polearm designed to be wielded with both hands. Favored by a certain type of mercenary.

2 - 017. Green Mascot Costume
A costume that makes one want to challenge various things just by wearing it. Looks like a dinosaur.

3 - 009. Overlord T-Back
Underwear that can only be worn by those who can lord over buttocks. They’re unisex.

4 - Electrified Glove
A glove that will let you have a shocking good time with the benders you want to fight. It smells vaguely of seawater.

5 - 052. Oiltatoes
A snack food made by frying thin potato slices in oil. Its caloric content is higher than other similar snack foods.

6 - 090. Brass Knuckles
A gift from the Kingmaker. Pieces of metal designed to fit around the knuckles of one's hand. Because there are two kinds of problems: problems you can punch to death, and problems that aren't worth your time.

7 - 005. Crane & Tortoise Diamond
A diamond ring that embodies the Platonic ideal of engagement rings. However, this is a glass replica.

8 - 075. Assassin Outfit
A gift from Zagi. Just in case you ever wanted to dress like a total edgelord assassin! Stupid half-gloves included.

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