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Trustfell Mods ([personal profile] trustharder) wrote 2016-03-27 05:15 pm (UTC)

Congratu...lations?

Well done, Sigrun! For your coins, you have received the following:

1 - 020. Non-Alcoholic Wine
A soft drink with almost no alcohol in it. It tastes more like sour grape juice than wine.

2 - 011. Rose Whip
A whip made with real roses. Even beautiful roses have thorns.

3 - 008. Red Scarf
A scarf worn by a masked hero. It’s pretty scraggly since it’s been through a lot of fights.

4 - 058. Mr. Stapler
A stapler made for medical care. If you set specialized pins into it, you can close up any wound just like slammin’ a comic book shut.

5 - 081. Throwing Knives
A gift from the Kingmaker. A small set of knives weighted for ease of throwing, and designed for the sake of aerodynamics.

6 - 065. Front-Back Ukelele
Apparently, this is a kind of string instrument from a southern country. It has strings across both sides, and each side has a different sound. The front makes a very bright and light sound, while the back makes a very dark and heavy sound.

7 - 004. Love Affair Ring
A pinky ring that will bring you affection if you wear it on your right hand, bring you romance if you wear it on your left hand, and bring ruin upon you if you wear it on both.

8 - 088. Morningstar Flail
A gift from the Kingmaker. A small but heavy spiked ball attached to a rod by a short chain. Good for literally getting medieval on someone.

9 - 021. Chocolate-Chip Jerky
Smoked meat covered with chocolate chips. It was created as a non-perishable food by a chef who specialized in unusual food combinations. It’s not a combination you’d really want to make.

10 - 007. Roller Slippers
Slippers with wheels in the heels. They were invented so that one could move around comfortably in their own home, even though nobody ever asked for such a thing.

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